Men's Don't Trust the Universe T-Shirt hopeless or lurking around Salem with

or lurking around Salem with your favorite witchy woman or dude

Our soft grunge shirt is just the right look for horror movie night or creating a gothic fashion outfit to die for

Some of us don't so much rise and shine we rise and despair

Take cover from the alien flying saucers before it's too late

Men's Don't Trust the Universe T-Shirt hopeless or lurking around Salem withSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in